God and Bad Girls

I’ve spent the last couple of months studying the Minor Prophets, but today my Bible study took a little detour into Judges. And may I just say, the Bible does not talk enough about Jael.

Church has done a wonderful job introducing us to the ‘good girls’ like Esther who fasted, Ruth who was loyal to Naomi, Mary who never touched a man, and kind Dorcas who made clothes for widows. We know these women, and rightly so. They were remarkable.

But then there are the women who don’t quite fit into our neat Saturday School boxes; women like Jael (and Vashti? Gosh, I love Vashti, but today is not about her).

Her name in Hebrew means ‘wild mountain goat’, which already tells you she wasn’t about to have an ordinary story. If your parents named you Wild Mountain Goat today, HR would probably ask a few questions.

Her story begins in the middle of a national crisis. The Israelites had spent twenty years under the oppression of King Jabin of Canaan, whose commander, Sisera, was basically the military guy you didn’t want to meet. He had nine hundred iron chariots, which, in those days, were almost unfair. Imagine showing up to a fistfight and the other person arrives with tanks.

God raises Deborah, a prophetess and judge, and tells Barak to gather an army because victory has already been decided. Barak, in a move that has always amused me, says he’ll only go if Deborah comes with him. Deborah agrees, but quietly lets him know that although Israel will win, Sisera won’t die by Barak’s hand. God will hand him over to a woman.

Now, if I were standing there, I would have immediately assumed she meant herself. Deborah was already leading Israel, after all. Surely she’s the woman.

Except… she wasn’t.

This is where I think the Bible writers were having a little fun.

Because while everybody’s attention is on the battlefield, God is quietly preparing someone else entirely.

Meanwhile, something fascinating is happening that you only fully appreciate when you read Deborah’s victory song in the next chapter. Judges 4 tells us what happened. Judges 5 tells us how Heaven saw it.

Deborah sings that “the stars fought from heaven; from their courses they fought against Sisera.” Then she mentions the River Kishon sweeping the enemy away.

I love that imagery because it suggests the battle wasn’t won by swords alone. Many scholars believe a heavy storm turned the battlefield into mud, rendering Sisera’s famous iron chariots almost useless. Suddenly the very machines that had terrorised Israel for two decades were stuck in the ground, and Sisera, the mighty commander, had to abandon them and run.

I don’t know why, but that makes me smile.

Imagine spending years building the most powerful army around, only for God to say, “Lovely chariots. Shame about the weather.”

Sometimes we think God only works through miracles that look supernatural. A voice from heaven. Fire falling from the sky. But here He simply… made it rain.

The stars fought.

The clouds fought.

The river fought.

Creation itself seemed to understand the assignment.

And then Sisera, exhausted and desperate, stumbled into Jael’s tent.

He asked for water.

She gave him milk.

Which is already funny to me because if I ask for water and someone hands me warm milk, I’m asking follow-up questions.

She covered him with a blanket. He fell asleep, probably believing he’d found the safest place imaginable.

Instead, he’d walked straight into the last chapter of his own story.

Jael picked up a tent peg and a hammer, and with what I can only assume was extraordinary upper-body strength, drove the peg through Sisera’s temple.

The end.

Honestly, the Bible can be unexpectedly dramatic.

What I love most, though, isn’t the tent peg. It’s that God fulfilled Deborah’s prophecy through someone nobody was looking at.

Jael wasn’t leading armies. She wasn’t standing under Deborah’s famous palm tree judging Israel. She wasn’t delivering prophecies. She was simply living her life until history knocked on her front door.

I find that incredibly comforting.

Sometimes we spend so much time wishing we were Deborah that we forget God is perfectly capable of using a Jael.

Maybe your role isn’t to lead the meeting. Maybe it’s to have exactly the right conversation at exactly the right time. Maybe it isn’t to stand on the stage. Maybe it’s to quietly change the ending of someone else’s story.

And maybe that’s what I learnt today.

When God decides to bring about victory, all of heaven cooperates. Stars. Rain. Rivers. Prophets. Housewives with tent pegs. Nothing is random.

Also…

Can we please start talking about the Bible’s bad girls a little more?

They’re absolutely fascinating.

Shop New Level. Macron. Zuckerberg.

This week has felt like standing in the middle of a very noisy roundabout.

You know those weeks where several unrelated things happen, but somehow your brain puts them in the same emotional basket? Yeah. That.

First, Macron came to Kenya. International relations are so fascinating because one minute it’s handshakes and smiles and ‘strengthening bilateral ties,’ and the next minute you’re thinking about debt, influence, power, uranium, aid, language politics, and wondering whether world leaders ever get tired of wearing suits. Also, side note, French sounds so beautiful until you realise geopolitics is involved. Suddenly ‘bonjour‘ becomes tres economically stressful.

Anyway, somewhere in between all that, Flo shut down. Then Shop New Level, too. Yoh! That one unsettled me so deeply that my friend Peggy and I unpacked it for about an hour. It sat with me heavily particularly because when you’re trying to grow the product side of your business, you look at brands like that almost like older cousins who’ve figured life out a bit before you. You see their stores (and gasp in admiration), the branding, the packaging (Shop New Level was really good at this), the campaigns, the growth (I remember when Nancie Mwai started out as a vlogger and blogger alongside her friends Miss Mandi and Sheila Ndinda, back in my campus days), and your brain quietly files them under: ‘See! It’s possible!!’ A benchmark of sorts.

Then, suddenly, they close. What?? I felt really bad because I know how emotionally taxing it is to build something you’re super-passionate about.

All that said, I really appreciated Nancie Mwai’s honesty about the losses, the theft, the management strain, and the freaking lip oil issue; one ‘mistake’ can cost A LOT. I appreciated the vulnerability of publicly saying, ‘This has been hard…’, because social media has lied to us a little about business. Most people tend to glamourize it, you know? Everyone online is apparently ‘excited to announce’ things. Nobody is ‘devastated to announce…’, or posting: ‘Hey guys, our systems are collapsing…’, and ‘Hi loves, someone stole stock…’ Have you ever seen a ‘Good morning family, I cried in Excel today…’ post? No? Well, me neither.

So when someone is honest about the messiness, it almost feels refreshing. Sad, but refreshing.

And also terrifying, because what do you mean? Even the babes we admire are also stressed? Is the program constant like that?

Then Zuckerberg decided the week was not stimulating enough. WHATSAPP ADS??? Excuse me please. Mimi I saw the announcement and just stared into space for a bit. Because WhatsApp was the one app that still felt like a living room. Simple. Quiet. Human. Just vibes and communication. Aunties posting TikTok gospel videos, friends sending voice notes, cousins posting blurry wedding videos on their status, Njoki posting recaps and stories…

Now everybody wants to sell me something. Soon I’ll open WhatsApp to reply ‘Nimefika’ and see:
‘SPONSORED: Buy anti-aging serum now.’ SO RUDE!! And the thing is, I understand it from a business perspective. Ads make money. Meta is a company, not a charity organisation run by monks. But emotionally? I’m tired. Seemingly, everything online is fighting for attention now. Our eyes are constantly being dragged somewhere. Every app is loud. Every app is performing, and every app wants engagement.

Instagram exhausts me, although I find myself scrolling there aimlessly still and watching reels. LinkedIn is a motivational speaking competition. And now WhatsApp has ads. Very soon, my calculator app will soon interrupt me with: ‘Watch this short ad before solving 7 × 8.’

Black Mark Zuckerberg would’ve looked like this.

Anyhoo, I’m not complaining, am I? All I’m saying is that perhaps I belong in the Stone Age haha.

Those are this week’s thoughts from headquarters, and now I need to head out for my evening walk before the rain catches up with me (also I’ll walk to the supermarket cos I miss me some Naivas carrot cake goodness! Yum!)

I hope you’re keeping well. May the weekend be MUY BONITO (can you tell I’ve been enjoying my Spanish classes a lot lately? Haha!).

Adios!

Yours,

Njoks:-)

A Bird in the Hand (and My Confusing Relationship With It)

There’s this saying: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Heard it before, right?

I have questions. Because yes, the bird in the hand is there. It is tangible. It is behaving, and it is not making me go outside and gamble my life. It is just sitting there like, “Hi, I am your bird. I belong to you now.” But then, sometimes, in an honest, self-ware way, I look at it and think, ‘Wait, do I even like this bird?’.

Because the bird in the hand is also very good at one thing: keeping you busy. You are holding it, feeding it, adjusting your life around it, occasionally defending it in conversations like, ‘No, it’s actually a very good bird.’ Meanwhile, you are not looking at the bush at all. You are not even thinking about the bush. You are emotionally occupied.

And then there’s the bush.

The bush is chaotic. The bush is uncertain. The bush is where birds may or may not exist, but also… the bush is where possibility lives. And I think that’s the problem, cos sometimes the bird in your hand is not even the best bird. It’s just the first bird that didn’t fly away immediately. Which, if we are honest, is not always a qualification. And the bird could be anything; a job, a friendship, a romantic relationship, whatever’s in the hand.

But here’s the tricky part: letting go feels dramatic. Like, what do you mean I should open my hand and risk becoming birdless in this economy? And yet, staying with the wrong bird also quietly turns you into someone who stops looking up, because you stop noticing other birds, as you defend the one in the hand, and start saying things like, ‘At least it doesn’t bite me that often.’

All that said, no, I don’t have a conclusion. All I know is that sometimes the bird should be kept in the hand, and sometimes, the bird needs to be released to allow one to go into the bush and catch another that’s probably prettier, fatter, and more docile, but it’s not always easy to know what to do, is it?

I hope your Monday is coming along fine. Mine is; I’ve eaten several pomodoros. May the rest of the day and week be great!

Stay well, reader.

Yours, with a bird in the hand,

Njoks.

Things

Things; like me promising myself that I’ll be blogging daily, even if it’s two lines sometimes lol. Things; like me practising to apply eye shadow like a pro using this palette my sister brought me…

Things; like coffee, (yes coffee, not tea), and chicken, and mangoes, and a lot of other things.

Some days, it’s the little things that really carry you through. Today, at 1445 hours, I’m sitting back and thinking about them. Good breakfast; avocado involved, obviously. The scent of coffee lingering in the house (even though tea is my main love, I’ve been drinking more coffee lately, and adding lemon? Surprisingly decent). Chicken marinating in spices, making me look forward to dinner (who am I lying to? Probably late lunch, and then I’ll eat something else for dinner. We’ll see).

A sweet voice note waiting for me like a tiny reward for doing a boring task. And then… mango season, y’all. I’ve been indulging, and honestly, biting into a perfectly ripe mango is just bliss.

Life can be a lot (been feeling its ‘a lot-ness’ a lot), and some days you need grand plans, big wins, and huge victories. Other days, you just need good food, nice smells, juicy mangoes, and just other things.

What thing has made you happy today? Let me know:-)

Yours,

Njoks.

(I wanted to attach a picture of me wearing eyeshadow but I’d probably rather not; kinda still want you to take me seriously haha!)

Black Pepper

I cooked today, and used black pepper properly; not the polite dusting at the end. It smelled warm and woody and slightly sharp, the way black pepper does when it hasn’t been sitting open too long. There’s something grounding about that smell. Familiar. Almost serious. So serious that it made me sneeze, as it always does.

Black pepper doesn’t ask to be liked. It doesn’t try to sweeten anything. It just shows up and does its job. Too little and you miss it. Too much and it reminds you very quickly that it exists. And that made me think about how many things in life are like that not dramatic enough to talk about, not soft enough to romanticise. They don’t announce meaning, but later you realise they held everything together; they might make you ‘sneeze’ a little but they’re useful; a habit, a conversation, a quiet decision you made…

I like spices like that. Spices just make sense. Black pepper makes a lot of sense, and I hope your week does too.

Yours lovingly,

Njoks.

Can You Run a Business Without Social Media?

I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately; partly because social media feels like one of those things I haven’t yet learned to engage with healthily, and partly because I’m trying to run a business in 2026 while also preserving whatever’s left of my nervous system.

First, some context: I’m highly sensitive. Like, overly stimulated-by-ten-things-before-breakfast sensitive. I currently only have an Instagram account for my business, and a personal LinkedIn profile that’s basically on life support. I deleted the IG app from my phone, yes, baby steps, so now I can only visit it on the web when I really mean to. But still… the scroll.

Social media and business experts in 2026 say:
‘Show your work. Post hard. Be everywhere. TikTok, Threads, Reels, memes, trends…’
‘If you’re selling something, you must be on TikTok. If you’re blogging, also Threads. If you’re breathing, make a video of it and use upbeat music, please, Margaret!’

But here’s the thing: I just can’t seem to engage with it the way people say we should.

Sometimes I log in and I get sucked in gorgeously, silently, like being pulled into quicksand. One minute I’m looking at business inspiration, the next I’m crying because the amazing LydiaKM’s trip with her mum to the States reminded me of what I’ll never do with my own mum who passed on. And then today, on checking my business IG after several days, I see a post, that Chimamanda is grieving her son, and I cry for her, even though I’ve never met her. I have read almost all her books, so it somewhat feels like I know her; her beauty, her wit, her personness, her fertility challenges and surrogacy, grief after losing her dad… I feel sooo bad for her.

And then, the Doreen Kananu post that broke my heart so bad, and suddenly I had days of anxiety and real panic moments that have nothing to do with my immediate reality. All because I saw it online.

And yes, I know not seeing doesn’t make the tragedies not real. But I get to choose what I house in my body. I get to decide what comes into my emotional bloodstream and takes up residence.

Then there’s the comparison virus.
‘We were classmates…’
‘She now has three Range Rovers and ten businesses…’
‘5 years, 7 trips, 12 book deals…’
Meanwhile I’m quietly experimenting with a business model that deliberately doesn’t rely on me dancing into the algorithm’s arms at 2 a.m. Great! Fantastic! Let’s thrive quietly, maybe?

So the question: Can you run a business without social media?

I think the honest and kind answer is: Yes, but not the way conventional wisdom tells you to. Or maybe not? I’m honestly not sure. Are you?

Social media is a tool; a big, loud, glittery tool, but it is not a requirement of existence. Some people thrive on it. Others survive on it. Others exist beneath it, beside it, or outside it altogether. You (read ‘I’) can have a business that:

has real customers who found you through word of mouth

has email lists you control

has bookings and repeat clients without daily posts

makes offline connections

grows organically

uses social media only when YOU decide, not when the algorithm demands

I’m not anti-social media. I’m also not sure what I am. I’m probably pro-limits. Pro-signs-you-in-but-also-sign-out-again. Pro-preserving my emotional bandwidth.

Here’s what I’m trying to learn: my business doesn’t disappear because I missed a trend, and I don’t have to know every platform’s newest feature to matter. And maybe, just maybe, there’s a whole category of thriving that is slow, calm, intentional, and deeply human.

And while I still want everyone in the world to have an EcoNjia bamboo brush, I’m learning that it doesn’t have to come through a frantic race with every algorithm. Perhaps that’s why people hire social media managers (I know I’ll be breathing over their shoulder so it’ll kinda be like I’m still running the show, no?) Being a business owner is an interesting experience. For now, I’m really loving personal engagement on our WhatsApp business. View our catalogue hereeee (yes, shameless plug haha): https://wa.me/c/254796354505

I hope you’re keeping well, though. Have a lovely weekend, and thanks, as always, for your readership.

Yours thoughtfully,

Njoks.




Coconut Oil, Platelets, PLATELETS.

I’ve been thinking a lot about my body lately. Not in a New Year, new abs kind of way (please), but in a quieter, more reverent way. Like… wow, this body has really carried me.

In September 2025, my friend passed on, and my body felt it before my mind could even make sense of it. Grief moved through me physically. After her burial, my skin flared up into eczema. My focus scattered. Anger came in waves. Sadness sat heavy. And then there were the accidents; small, but telling. I sliced my finger twice in one week while cooking. I absent-mindedly grazed my hand against a metallic rack. I picked up a scratch from my mama mboga’s stall like a souvenir I didn’t ask for.

But here’s the thing that stopped me in my tracks: every single wound healed.

Enter: platelets.
Those tiny, hardworking, unsung heroes. A cut happens. Blood shows up. Platelets rush in. A scab forms. Healing follows. Sometimes a scar remains, sometimes not, but the body responds. Faith, my friend and neighbour, and I were talking about this one day, about how some people live with conditions where their platelets can’t do their job properly. And suddenly, I felt overwhelmed with gratitude. Even in grief. Even in shock. Even when I wasn’t doing great, my body was still on my side.

Which brings me (somehow very logically, in my head) to coconut oil.

I think my body hates coconut oil. Truly.
I first noticed it with my hair. Coconut oil dries it out terribly, and later I learnt why: my hair has low porosity. Coconut oil works best for high-porosity hair because its molecules penetrate open cuticles. Mine said, ‘Absolutely not!’ Fine.

Then sometime back, I was getting to know someone who introduced me to cooking with coconut oil. Seed oils were the enemy, apparently. I did my research, nodded thoughtfully, and bought a massive jar of Kentaste coconut oil. To be fair, my house smells like a bakery when I cook with it. Very romantic. Very Pinterest-y. Then one night, I fell for the hype.
I thought, ‘Let me apply a bit of coconut oil on my lips before bed. People swear by this stuff.’

Friends, I woke up with painfully chapped, wrinkled lips.
I wish I was exaggerating.

And that’s when the thought landed: if my hair hates it, and my lips hate it, how sure am I that my intestines love it?

Maybe they don’t.
Maybe this body, which has shown up for me in grief, is also asking me to listen. So here’s what I’m taking into the new year, and maybe you can borrow some of it if it fits:

Gratitude before criticism. This body has held me through loss. I owe it thanks before demands.

Not everything marketed as ‘good’ is good for everyone. Even if it smells nice. Even if the internet swears by it.

Healing is happening, even when life feels messy. Platelets don’t wait for you to be okay. They just do their work.

Pay attention to patterns. Your body speaks. Softly at first. Loudly if ignored.

Self-care is not about trends. It’s about truth. Your truth. My truth.

The truth is that my platelets have been there for me. I love them.

As we step into 2026, I’m choosing to trust my body a little more. To stop forcing things that don’t agree with me; foods, habits, oils, even people, and to honour what heals me, not just what’s popular.

Here’s to a year of listening.
Here’s to tiny platelets doing holy work.
And of course, here’s to letting coconut oil mind its business, nowhere close to my hair or lips.

Happy and Prosperous New Year 2026, reader!

Talk soon.

Yours, wearing lip gloss, not coconut oil,

Njoks.

Guess I Found a Name for my First Son

Studying the minor prophets lately has felt like opening windows in a stuffy room; suddenly there’s clarity, fresh air, and that gentle voice of God saying, ‘Breathe, child.’
And today’s reading? Haggai.
Listen… that tiny two-chapter book?? A whole sermon. A whole hug. A whole rebirth. And suddenly, I think I want to name my son Haggai; Njoki, Mama Haggai. Sounds good, no?

Anyhoo, before we dive into the good stuff, let’s set the scene; a little context because context is holy. So, the Jews had been in exile in Babylon, living in a land that wasn’t theirs, worshipping in ways that weren’t their own, and longing for home. Then comes Cyrus the Great; a pagan king whom God uses like a divine chess piece.

Cyrus issues a decree:
‘Go back home. Rebuild your temple. Oh, and take your stolen temple vessels with you. Also, here’s funding for the construction.(Fun fact: this decree is what is referred to as ‘The Cyrus Cylinder’, an ancient clay artifact from 539 BC that represents freedom of worship, respect for diverse cultures, and the release of captives. A replica was handed to the United Nations in 1971, reflecting early ideas of tolerance, liberty, and dignity, influencing current concepts of governance and human rights).

Imagine the shock, the relief, and the hope rising inside a community that had lost almost everything.

They return to Jerusalem, lay the foundation of the temple, and there’s excitement… but then?

Opposition.
Discouragement.
Enemies and politics… (like the Samaritans would write to kings, halting the project for years) 

Ezra tells us their neighbours, the ones who didn’t want Jerusalem restored, frustrated the Jews, intimidated them, and sabotaged the work. So the people stopped building. Not because they hated God. Not because they were spiritually sleepy. But because life was heavy and the battle was exhausting.

Of course, they also got comfortable, and started fixing their homes, adding paneling, trying to rebuild their own lives first. It’s understandable. Trauma makes you want safety. But God wanted alignment, not guilt or shame, so He sent a messenger.

Enter Haggai; The Prophet of ‘Don’t Give Up Yet

Haggai steps onto the scene with a message that is firm but deeply tender.

‘Consider your ways.’
‘Fear not.’
‘I am with you.’

This isn’t a scolding. This is a Father lifting His children back to their feet.

He basically tells them:
I know it’s been hard. I know the enemies shook you. I know you’re tired. But I’m still here. Let’s rebuild. Together.

And just like that, the leaders and the people rise, and the work begins again (perhaps I”ll write another Haggai article about what I learnt from chapter 2 as they compare the first majestic temple Solomon built, with the one they built after exile. There are yum lessons there as well).

A little encouragement can resurrect an entire nation.

And tell me that’s not the story of life?

Sometimes We’re the Discouraged Builders…

You start something with fire in your bones: a dream, a project, healing, a relationship, a new chapter.
You lay the foundation.
You’re hyped.

Then life happens.

Opposition.
Delays.
Disappointments.
Your own fears whispering louder than God’s promises.

And slowly, quietly… you stop building.

But Haggai’s message is the gentle nudge we all need:
‘Fear not. I am with you.

God is the restorer of shattered dreams. He rebuilds what looked forever broken, and brings back hope. He sends reminders, people, moments, whispers… prophets in ordinary clothes.

…And Sometimes We’re Called to Be Haggai

Sometimes you are the encouragement someone needs.

A text.
A prayer.
A reminder that God isn’t done.
A ‘Don’t quit.’
A ‘You’re not crazy, keep going. I see you. God is with you.’

We underestimate how world-changing simple encouragement can be. What Haggai did in two chapters still echoes centuries later, not because he was dramatic, but because he was obedient and tender.

Maybe someone in your life needs that today.
Maybe someone is one ‘fear not, God is with you’ away from picking up their tools again and rebuilding their life.

And maybe you, too, need to hear it.

So here it is:
Don’t give up. God is with you. The work can begin again.

I have THOROUGHLY enjoyed Haggai, and I feel sooo blessed this Sabbath, and I hope this blesses you too. Please share it with your friends who need encouragement, or just vibes. Thanks for being here, reader. We’ll talk again very soon.

Yours, about to brew the richest, yummiest Earl Grey tea,

Njoks.

I HAVE BECOME THE ADULT I USED TO DISLIKE (AND I’M NOT EVEN SORRY)

I grew up in Dagoretti Corner, inside the Nairobi City County staff headquarters, aka the kind of place where every house had kids spilling out like popcorn. Our house was Number 111, which was also the matatu number from CBD to Dagoretti Corner. I always thought that was incredibly cool. Like fate was trying to tell me, ‘This is your stop, child.

Anyway, the place was packed with families, noise, laughter, drama, and kids playing games everywhere; on verandas, in tiny open spaces between houses, and of course, the large field close to the shops (this field was always occupied by teenage boys playing soccer). Because it was government-owned, we had ‘amenities’ like a social hall that transformed depending on the time of day. At noon: kids playing whatever games. At 6 p.m.: men drinking beer, arguing about politics, or whatever. On Sundays, it’d be rented out to a certain church ran by Americans, and we’d attend service sometimes because they’d give us free snacks and stationery, lol!

Life was good. Childhood was loud.
And kids? Kids were dumb. We were dumb (Including me.)

Among the characters of my childhood was a man known as Kenyanya, the official hater of children. This man despised us. He lived next to the best playing field: perfectly flat, soft, green grass that made kati feel like the Olympics. So of course, that’s exactly where we would go.

And of course, that’s exactly where Kenyanya would chase us from.

He would literally run after us; long strides, angry voice, swinging arms… and in the chaos, he often managed to grab a shoe or two. We’d scatter like rats, leaving behind shoes as evidence of our crimes. Come evening, the man would knock on doors with unmatched authority:

Hizi viatu ni za huyu mtoto wako? Sitaki kuwaona pale kwangu.

We thought he was petty, and strange.

And honestly?
We thought he was overreacting; I mean, it’s just kids playing! Outside! On grass! Shida ni gani sasa?

But now?

Let me confess something…

I have become Kenyanya.

I don’t want kids playing outside my house. They are too loud. Their games are chaotic. Their laughter is overstimulating. Their tiny feet slap the ground like they’re summoning demons. And their volume levels? Criminal.

I don’t chase anyone or steal shoes or make evening rounds to report people; I’m not THAT far gone, but today, I understand Kenyanya in my bones.

Because now I know what he was going through.
We later learned that his wife was unwell. She lived upcountry but came to Nairobi sometimes, and their son with her. Imagine dealing with that kind of stress, only for a bunch of small, sweaty humans to scream outside your window every afternoon.

We didn’t understand him then.
We only saw inconvenience, because childhood makes you think adults exist purely to adjust to your needs.

And it’s funny: the older I get, the more I see that dynamic everywhere.

Growing up, you’d hear people whisper about that aunty…
‘The miser.’
‘The one who never sends money for contributions.’
‘The one who always says she’s busy.’

Then adulthood hits you like a frying pan and suddenly:

Oh!
She wasn’t a miser.
She had boundaries.
She simply didn’t want to fund every committee, fundraiser, or impromptu celebration for cousins they last saw when Moi was still president.

People weren’t mad because she was bad.
People were mad because she refused to carry responsibilities that weren’t hers.

Just like Kenyanya was not crazy, we were just loud.

Adulthood is humbling.
It makes you sympathize with the villains of your childhood and see the humanity you never noticed before.

Now I catch myself thinking: Why are these kids shouting? Why is this neighbour’s music so loud? I’m not even 40 yet, but the spirit of ‘can everyone please calm down?’ has already located me.

I have become Kenyanya, and I can’t believe it.

So tell me: have you also become one of the adults you judged growing up?
Do you finally understand your childhood ‘villains’?
Are you one loud child away from chasing people with a slipper?

Let me know.

Be well, reader, and see you again, very soon.

Yours, drinking warm water,

Njoks.

A Little Something Happened Today

Today started like any other day… until my business phone buzzed with an M-Pesa message. We all love M-Pesa messages, don’t we?

KSh 30 received.

Not 3,000.
Not 300.
Thirty.

Now, listen, 30 bob is not exactly ‘the angels have remembered me’ money, but because I wasn’t expecting any money, for a split second my delulu was like: ‘Ah! Someone has visited our IG, fallen in love with our journals and bamboo toothbrushes, and said: ‘You know what? Let me buy one journal and a few brushes…’ and then they forgot to add two zeros after ’30’ to make it three thousand bob, ‘3000’.

My sensible side then whispered,
‘Girl… someone was paying for airtime or Omo bar soap at the kiosk, and misdialed a digit or two.’

So, being the Responsible Adult™ that I am (on most days), I called the guy. His first name is George. George picked up with the speed of someone who has lost money before, like:

Ooh! Nilikuwa nalipia kitu! Wah! Asante! Wewe umeokoka, eh? Sindio? Wow! Asante sanaa!’

Let me tell you, this man was so grateful you’d think I had rescued him from a burning building. He was so touched you’d think I had sent him a million bob instead of returning the 30 shillings. My response was a simple ‘Eeh, karibu sana!’

Here’s the thing:
Maybe this was my moment to evangelize.
Maybe angels were watching like, ‘Now Njoki, say something profound. Give him Micah 6:8. Do it for the kingdom...’

But me? I only hit him with the ‘Ni sawa, karibu,‘ returned his 30 bob, and let him continue being impressed, lol.

I think, sometimes ministry isn’t a sermon.

Sometimes ministry is simply returning someone’s 30 bob without making it deep. But genuinely? It reminded me how rare small kindnesses are. People expect to be scammed, ignored, or brushed off, so when you do the bare minimum of being decent, it feels like revival. Maybe the point wasn’t that I should preach. Maybe the point was that compassion itself is a sermon. Even tiny, 30-bob compassion.

What about you?

Have you ever returned money to a stranger?
Ever had someone hype you for doing something that felt basic?
Or better yet, do you have a funny M-Pesa ‘wrong number’ story?
(I need stories. Don’t leave me hanging.)

Thanks for being here, reader. We’ll talk again very soon, okay? Be well.

Yours, kinda dozing off,

Njoks.